I bought one of those personal melons a while back. Took it home and set it on the table. At that point I didn't quite know what to expect. Do I talk to it or what. In the end I took it back to the store because as hard as I tried the chemistry wasn't there.
@Smokeybear : You should have gotten two. A pair. Add rum. With a pair of liquored up melons, magical things can happen.