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~ 10 mos ago

Constable's Office Offers Valentine's Day Special

Mark Herman, Harris County Constable Precinct 4

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!!

Do you have an ex-valentine that you know has warrants? Or maybe they’re driving drunk or have narcotics on board. This year, we have a very special gift for them!

Just give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest!

This special holiday offer comes with:

FREE Transportation
Secure Accommodations
FREE Dinner
A professional set of photos we’ll share on our page
And a very special set of bracelets!

Don’t wait until Valentine's Day, call today and give them a holiday they won't forget!

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~ 10 mos ago

Hey! We could post this on the Political Forum and change it from "ex with warrants, etc" to .... Well, I can say here, but it involves something that keeps your drinks cold.