Yeah the guy will be like, so do you know the provenance of this lovely wood toilet seat and I will like "yes, this here is an actual pee stain from 1996. And this one is from 2016. Molecular research shows the pee is primary made up from Shiner beer."
@Cabin_Mama Yeah, funny thing about wooden toilet seats, they are super porous, which causes them to soak up pee. Of course, I'm sure I'm not telling you something you don't know by now.
