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Let's have a Dad joke thread and I will go first!

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by: 5 OP
~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 1:11pm

Let's have a Dad joke thread and I will go first!

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 1:41pm

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 1:42pm

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 1:43pm

Albert Einstein was a genius.
But his brother Frank was a monster.

5 OP
~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 1:56pm

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

@Jalil : I was wondering when you would show up and post. Hilarious!!

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 2:04pm

*Edited

What's the difference between a dad and his dog in Houston this summer?
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The dad wears shorts.
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But his dog pants!

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 2:07pm

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet and I really don't know y

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 2:08pm

Where does a banana split go to learn?
Sundae school

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 2:09pm

What concert costs just 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

5 OP
~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 2:56pm

What concert costs just 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

@Olaf : You funny dude!

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 3:18pm

Why does a dad bring an extra pair of socks when he goes golfing? In case he gets a hole in one!

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 5:11pm

Yeah....Go ahead....OFFEND Dads!.....

Well, I guess that is the only group left that won't protest jokes or throw the "sexist" accusations around....

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 6:15pm

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 6:56pm

Olaf : You funny dude!

@Cbear : I AM the bad joke extraordinaire.

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~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 1, '23 8:52pm

How did @EddyFree feel when going to Home Depot?
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Electrified!

5 OP
~ 2 years, 5 mos ago Aug 2, '23 8:46am

Why does a dad bring an extra pair of socks when he goes golfing? In case he gets a hole in one!

@CarolS : Cute!

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