Football is such a barbaric sport that it should be highly regulated by the Federal Government OR banned altogether from this country. I'm going to WhiteHouse.gov and start a petition... will post the link later and hope y'all will join me on this.
As for who am I rooting for this weekend, I am rooting for NONE and here's why:
Broncos? I can't support that team until every last workhorse in America is set free from unjust labor... they must be set free to roam our mountains, fields and cities. Let's start by freeing up all New York City horses...
Patriots? No! Hello? They have a member of the Tea Party on their helmets... no, until they replace that silly logo with an OFA logo...
49'ers? Celebrating a bunch of white people going to California to dig up gold? Racist!
Seahawks? Not until the population of the
Aldabra Brush Warbler in the Seychelles reaches a sufficient level to be removed from the endangered species list... the exploitation of birds in the NFL is just intolerable!
The only way I would watch these silly games is if the following changes take immediate effect.
Denver
Cannabis - let's celebrate Colorado for been light years ahead of the nation and showing the way! Can I get some love for Colorado? Say 'yeah' and pass on the pot!
New England
Progressives - and no, this isn't sponsored by Progressive Insurance
San Francisco
69'ers. Do I really need to explain? Make love not war? I mean, come on!
Seattle
Western Black Rhinos you Stupid Sons of B!t#s Hunters Kill'em all off - in honor of the newly verified extinct Western Black Rhino... :cries: