Am I horrible? For fun I hid an allen wrench in my front yard. I then let my niece use the metal detector to "discover" it. So she began her adventure and in less than a minute she found her first potential. She began digging with her little fingers deep into the soil. And DISCOVERED her indicator. I knew it was something serious when ... she vomited. Yep, land mine left by a dog. Am I horrible that I laughed? We eventually found the allen wrench. (Story slightly exaggerated as she nearly vomited instead of actually vomiting when she discovered the land mine.)
@Vodkatini : Yes. But that cute little voice "Awwghhhggh ... that smell ! " She is a hero. Someone could have stepped in that and been seriously - soiled.
@ParksideRes : More like if it's ingested. Doesn't necessarily have to be eaten, as in, taking a bite of dog poo... and with that statement I'm backing out of this convo before it becomes too disgusting.
Am I horrible?
...could be toxic. 
