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Let me educate you about menopause....

Let me educate you about menopause....

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by: lynnsgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 3:58am  
Let me educate you about menopause....
You can't sleep and when you do you sweat your *** off!
 
You wake up frequently at 3:00 am and want to claw someone's eyes out!
 
Not to mention the bladder control products you best have or you will run around pissing on yourself or others that just depends on the mood your in!
 
As for beauty well that **** internal. You best have great skin, not smoke and drink lots of water or else!
 
You best make damn sure you have an exercise regiment that fits your ability to survive otherwise you will walk around like an umpa loompa with 2 saggy *** balls on your chest!
 
Investing in a great pair of ******* or quality bras are a necessity! Not an option!
 
As for the waistband products well they don't work because honestly you can't breath!
 
Sex is very important alone or with some else because it is an outlet!
 
Now, let me know if you need any more help with this topic. Please don't hesitate to ask questions because I am an expert!
 
Lastly, Xanax is the only thing that helps you define who will and who will NOT LIVE!
 
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lynnsgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 4:00am  
Yes, I fell a little better! Thank you for the free session!!!
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lynnsgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 5:24am  
But the pasta sauce will be delic!
 
I mean it will simmer from 4 am till dinner.
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yomom Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 5:39am  
Hmmm it's all I got. Thanks for the PSA
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West-Tex Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 5:45am  
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MooMaw Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 6:08am  
@lynnsgirl
I love ya gurl❤️❤️
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Sammiejo Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 6:55am  
OH LORD! been there, done that!!! I feel your pain. And whatever you do - Do Not stick your bare tatas in the freezer to try and cool off, it's a "shocking" experience.
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mickifinn Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 6:58am  
I find this somewhat terrifying.
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Kingslayer Active Indicator LED Icon 5
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 6:58am  
Sex is very important alone or with some else because it is an outlet!

@lynnsgirl :
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Alone ????
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SteelerNation Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 7:30am  
I usually reserve this for EddyFree but he won't mind if I use it here just once....
 
Y'all are a mess!
 
I am not a Biblical Scholar but I am smart enough to know God is a man. That is why women have menstrual cycles, childbirth and menopause. If God were a women, men would have had those things!
 
Note: I would never trade giving birth to my daughter. She is my ❤️.
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lynnsgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 7:36am  
@Kingslayer
Plaaaeeseeee! Yea!!!! Alone!
 
As if you don't!
 
Bye Felicia!
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lynnsgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 7:36am  
@mickifinn
You should!
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ginx Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 8:03am  
how about that uncontrollable flatulence ?
 
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Lace Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 8:06am  
I have about 30 of 34 of the symptoms. Unbelievably. Never had a hot flash, or insomnia.
Migranes, clots, numbness, crawly skin, heart palpitations, allergies,panic disorder, joint pain, burning tounge. Got em all. 😱
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ginx Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 8:06am  
@lace you missed one, see above
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brightlights Active Indicator LED Icon 15 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Nov 29, '16 8:24am  
Do Not stick your bare tatas in the freezer

@Sammiejo :
 
Note to Self: Politely decline offer of ice in your drink at Sammiejo's house. Emoticon
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