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Important Words And Their Definitions As Told By Your Dog

Important Words And Their Definitions As Told By Your Dog

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by: TexanFan1 Active Indicator LED Icon 14 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Feb 6, '16 9:40pm  
Important Words And Their Definitions As Told By Your Dog
Dogs are funny in the ways that they have their own interpretations of the words that we say. For the most part, we know they have a pretty good understanding of the word “no”… even during those times when we seriously question it, like walking in to find them doing something we definitely remember telling them “no” about.
 
Now thanks to Tickld.com, they’ve come up with some of the world’s most important words and their definitions… as told by your dog. Finally it all makes sense! Take a look, because these are pretty funny!
 
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him or her to go.
 
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
 
DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don’t. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
 
SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.
 
GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
 
BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
 
DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
 
THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.
 
WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrapper. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.
 
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
 
BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
 
LEAN: Every good dog’s response to the command “sit!”, especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
 
BUMP: The best way to get your human’s attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
 
GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn’t get the attention you require…..especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above.
 
LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you’re lucky, a human will love you in return.
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TexanFan1 Active Indicator LED Icon 14 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Feb 6, '16 9:45pm  
Saw this on fb tonight & thought it was cute for the doggy lovers on here!
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DaycareMom Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Feb 7, '16 9:40am  
Awe, this was cute!
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Sammee Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 8 years ago   Feb 9, '16 8:39am  
They forgot one:
 
CAT POOP: A delightful delicacy otherwise known as Cat Chews. The aroma beckons and no canine can resist, often immediately seeking out this tasty treat when let outdoors. For full enjoyment, it must be consumed as fast as possible.
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Sammee Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 8 years ago   Feb 9, '16 8:42am  
My dog really wants to thank all neighborhood cats who regularly leave cat chews in his garden and back yard.
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TexanFan1 Active Indicator LED Icon 14 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Feb 9, '16 12:09pm  
My dogs enjoy rolling in the bird poop when I take them to run along the ditch. Which I haven't done for a long time now. Because of that very thing! Ewwww!
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